I went to shift the angle of my hips at the exact moment he broke rhythm and give me a surprise, extra hard and fast thrust. This completely destroyed my perineum. I lived with my grandma at the time, and I couldn't get the tear to stop bleeding. We were freaking out, so I went into the living room, holding the bloody towel over my crotch, and asked grandma what to do. She was more concerned that I had stained one of the good hands towels. It also triggered a chain reaction, and they both spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.
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My first boyfriend had a real big dong. I didn't know it was big because he was my first boyfriend and I hadn't watched porn really. I don't think he watched porn really I know, I know , because he was a sensitive artist type, so I'm not sure he knew it was a big dong either. Anyway, we didn't understand that we needed to buy Magnum condoms and we broke condoms all the time and I remember thinking they should make condoms better. And he had trouble keeping the whole situation erect, maybe because we were always snapping condoms on it and because he was a sensitive artist type or because physiologically it took a lot of blood to do so. I remember when I met subsequent penises thinking they were really small and then eventually realizing, no, they were just average. I was a sophomore in college; he was a struggling actor.
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As new footage emerged of a Mexican man with a reported inch penis, porn purveyor Vivid Entertainment confirmed it had offered him big bucks for a sex tape. He also said he wanted to be recognized by Guinness World Records and strike a porn deal. As proof of the length he displayed a medical imaging scan of his penis with a measurement of The photo quickly circulated through the media. His penis is wrapped in a bandage, and the edited footage blacks out his testicles.
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